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“When trouble comes up anywhere in the world, they don’t call Beijing,” said Obama. “They don’t call Moscow,” continued America’s commander in chief. “They call us.” Undoubtedly true. “America leads, that’s always the case,” said our President. At which point Europe’s 28 leaders slumped in union. Depressed. Deflated. You see, no one’s ever called. And never will. How could they? Who would they call? But worse yet, Ob